Needs Must
Needs must when it comes to motivational, can-do spirit, look to the food and wine sector for inspiration
William Sitwell
A clinic in Zurich recently confirmed what a homeopath told me 20 years ago: I have allergies to grains, dairy, chilli, mustard, and alcohol. This is a serious impediment to being both a human and a restaurant critic. Cheese and biscuits and a glass of wine? Forget it. Sunday night curry? No chance. Moreover, they told me, I shouldn’t eat carbohydrates at night, so green-chilli chicken masala with rice and naan is now a tortuous dream. What’s worse, I’m a little addicted to chilli – an affliction shared, joyously, by many people, including our esteemed patron, Ranald, and Joe Warwick. A terrific trougher, Joe’s a man with a colossal appetite whose unkempt locks express the feverish love of food that feeds the mind beneath that hair. Chefs shudder at the sight of him entering a restaurant, that mop on top being the first thing they see. But lockdown saw the gamekeeper turn poacher as, seeking further funds to enrich his family, he got a job managing a Michelin-starred restaurant in Soho, Sola. He now waits tables impeccably, his mane tied back in a tight ponytail. He agreed to pen a few lines between shifts and you can read his investigation into chilli addictions on page 52.

Damien McCrystal pivoted mid-pandemic too. Refusing to have all the fun taken out of his life, he recreated some of our national “past times” in his garden (p54). He enjoyed his own Ascot so much, he may have one every year – no hideous journey, no jostling in the paddock with the hoi polloi, and no dress-code violations (he enforced it as strictly as the stewards do).
When it comes to irrepressible spirit, refusal to surrender to adversity, and perseverance, this year nobody can take that crown away from Stephen Tonk, founder of the sensational rosé, Mirabeau, who saw his beloved vineyard in the South of France go up in smoke in a wildfire in August (p58). Despite the scorched earth and barbecued grapes, some of the older vines survived unscathed. We know he will devise an ingenious solution to the crisis.
Because we can, let’s wine and dine, drink and dance, all of it so much sweeter now. The conviviality of the terrace at Boisdale embodies the joy that we missed and now we are free, I’m going to entertain those allergies. Consuming those evils won’t kill me, just cause discomfort. But to sate my love of chilli, of cheese or Dijon mustard, I’m happy to suffer. I think that’s why I enjoy hangovers – they remind me of all the fun I had the night before. Bottoms up!
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Canary Wharf
11 November 2026
Vanessa Haynes, the celebrated lead vocalist of Incognito, honours the Queen of Soul in a powerful celebration of Aretha Franklin’s greatest songs. Expect classics including “Respect”, “Think”, “Natural Woman” and “Chain of Fools” delivered with passion, style and extraordinary vocal flair.
Osibisa
Canary Wharf
13 November 2026
Experience the pioneering Afro-rock sound of Osibisa live at Boisdale. Fusing African highlife, Caribbean rhythms, jazz and funk, their infectious grooves and soaring horns made them icons of global music. A rare chance to see these trailblazers up close in an intimate setting.
Tom Seals presents The Greatest Piano Men
Canary Wharf
24 November 2026
Tom Seals returns to Canary Wharf with The Greatest Piano Men, a night for the songwriters who led from the keyboard: Ray Charles, Elton John, Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder and Jerry Lee Lewis. Expect “Hit the Road Jack”, “Piano Man”, “Superstition” and “Great Balls of Fire”, with big vocals, rolling piano and a room that knows every word.
Heatwave
Canary Wharf
27 November 2026
Heatwave, the London-formed funk band whose hits "Boogie Nights", "Always and Forever" and "The Groove Line" were all written by Rod Temperton before he left to write "Thriller" for Michael Jackson, perform live at Boisdale. Three UK Top 15 singles from one of the most distinctive catalogues in 1970s funk and disco.
OKIEM Candlelight Concert
Canary Wharf
4 December 2026
The composer and pianist brings his candlelight show to Boisdale with a set that moves between cinematic scores and songs everyone knows: Hans Zimmer’s “Time”, the Glasgow Love Theme from Love Actually, Einaudi-inspired piano works, and singalong turns through “Hallelujah” and “Can’t Help Falling in Love”, with festive numbers folded in.

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