Needs Must
Needs must when it comes to motivational, can-do spirit, look to the food and wine sector for inspiration
William Sitwell
A clinic in Zurich recently confirmed what a homeopath told me 20 years ago: I have allergies to grains, dairy, chilli, mustard, and alcohol. This is a serious impediment to being both a human and a restaurant critic. Cheese and biscuits and a glass of wine? Forget it. Sunday night curry? No chance. Moreover, they told me, I shouldn’t eat carbohydrates at night, so green-chilli chicken masala with rice and naan is now a tortuous dream. What’s worse, I’m a little addicted to chilli – an affliction shared, joyously, by many people, including our esteemed patron, Ranald, and Joe Warwick. A terrific trougher, Joe’s a man with a colossal appetite whose unkempt locks express the feverish love of food that feeds the mind beneath that hair. Chefs shudder at the sight of him entering a restaurant, that mop on top being the first thing they see. But lockdown saw the gamekeeper turn poacher as, seeking further funds to enrich his family, he got a job managing a Michelin-starred restaurant in Soho, Sola. He now waits tables impeccably, his mane tied back in a tight ponytail. He agreed to pen a few lines between shifts and you can read his investigation into chilli addictions on page 52.

Damien McCrystal pivoted mid-pandemic too. Refusing to have all the fun taken out of his life, he recreated some of our national “past times” in his garden (p54). He enjoyed his own Ascot so much, he may have one every year – no hideous journey, no jostling in the paddock with the hoi polloi, and no dress-code violations (he enforced it as strictly as the stewards do).
When it comes to irrepressible spirit, refusal to surrender to adversity, and perseverance, this year nobody can take that crown away from Stephen Tonk, founder of the sensational rosé, Mirabeau, who saw his beloved vineyard in the South of France go up in smoke in a wildfire in August (p58). Despite the scorched earth and barbecued grapes, some of the older vines survived unscathed. We know he will devise an ingenious solution to the crisis.
Because we can, let’s wine and dine, drink and dance, all of it so much sweeter now. The conviviality of the terrace at Boisdale embodies the joy that we missed and now we are free, I’m going to entertain those allergies. Consuming those evils won’t kill me, just cause discomfort. But to sate my love of chilli, of cheese or Dijon mustard, I’m happy to suffer. I think that’s why I enjoy hangovers – they remind me of all the fun I had the night before. Bottoms up!
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WHAT'S ON
Discover what's going on across our famous venues
Boisdale Coffee Rave
Canary Wharf
16 September 2026
The first Coffee Rave in Canary Wharf. DJ Dom Topics and saxophonist Sam Sax play a 45-minute morning set while you drink freshly brewed coffee and dance before the working day starts. No dress code, no warm-up, no excuses. Doors open 6:30am, dancefloor opens 7am.
Kings of Soul feat. Nate Simpson
Canary Wharf
16 September 2026
Nate Simpson, West End cast of Motown the Musical, Get Up Stand Up and The Lion King, brings Kings of Soul to Boisdale with a full live band. Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Luther Vandross, Al Green, Lionel Richie, George Benson, Earth Wind and Fire and The Four Tops, performed by a vocalist who has lived inside this music on stage.
Golden Voices of Lovers Rock feat Paul Dawkins & Paulette Tajah
Canary Wharf
19 September 2026
Paul Dawkins, a founding figure of British reggae since 1976 and British Black Music Award recipient, joins Paulette Tajah, now celebrating forty years in the industry, for an evening of lovers rock at Boisdale. The Zaine Band plays and John McLean hosts.
Shakatak
Canary Wharf
24 September 2026
Shakatak return to Boisdale with original members Bill Sharpe and Roger Odell. The London jazz-funk band whose 1982 gold album Night Birds entered the UK chart at number four and became the number one jazz album in Japan perform "Night Birds", "Easier Said Than Done", "Down on the Street" and more live.
The British Collective
Canary Wharf
1 October 2026
The British Collective brings Junior Giscombe, Omar and Don-E to Boisdale in one live show. The first Black British artist on Soul Train, the man Stevie Wonder cites as an influence and the producer behind "Love Makes the World Go Round", performing "Mama Used to Say", "There's Nothing Like This" and more.
Jools Holland Master Class
Canary Wharf
21 October 2026
For the first time, Boisdale Patron of Music Jools Holland brings his Master Class to Canary Wharf. An evening of stories, live music and conversation with the man who co-founded Squeeze, launched Later with Jools Holland and has been at the centre of British music for fifty years. His full band joins him, with a Q&A for the room.

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Coming up at Boisdale
Discover what's going on across our famous venues
Boisdale Coffee Rave
Canary Wharf
16 September 2026
Kings of Soul feat. Nate Simpson
Canary Wharf
16 September 2026
Golden Voices of Lovers Rock feat Paul Dawkins & Paulette Tajah
Canary Wharf
19 September 2026
Shakatak
Canary Wharf
24 September 2026
The British Collective
Canary Wharf
1 October 2026
Jools Holland Master Class
Canary Wharf
21 October 2026

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